Evil hamster
Apparently this is quite common, but who knew?

My friend had a hamster for a year or so before another acquaintance, who was going on holiday for a while, asked him to look after his too. The second hamster was duly placed in the existing hamster's cage.

The next morning, not only had the first hamster partially eaten the new arrival, but the remains of its hind quarters had an unmistakably bloodied anus.

He'd been bummed to death, then eaten, or eaten then bummed. Either way, I'd say this ranks as more than averagely greedy.
( rofl harris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:42, 6 replies)

greedy sexy
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:51, closed)

^ hah!

( rofl harris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:54, closed)

Think it was David Lee Roth
said his ideal woman would transform into a pizza at 3am. Is that bechamel sauce running down your chin, Dave?
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:10, closed)

Horrifying.
*click*
(tomegranate, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:52, closed)

I had a hamster when I was a kid
On getting it home from the petshop, a couple of days later, she gave birth to about 6-8 babies. Left Hammy to it for the day whilst we worked out what to do with the babies, and on checking on them in the evening, the babies were gone, and a load of blood in the cage.

Baby hamsters had been nommed by mummy hamster. I guess we disturbed her at the worst time.
(hutchers, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:01, closed)

Bummed, eaten, bummed again, finished eating, shat out and then bummed. It's the way I want to go.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:02, closed)