dick. love. it. DICK! LOVE! IT!
Midway through a night in bristol as a student, me and a friend went to a cashpoint in the foyer of a bank to pick up some dolla'.
already there was a guy who had obviously had his card swallowed by the machine and was on a courtesy phone trying to sort it out. unfortunately the line was obviously shite and he had to keep repeating his name very slowly and loudly over and over again.
This would not be funny unless you were a bit drunk and the guy was called Dick Lovett.
I would have felt bad for giggling uncontrollably except that is the name of a BMW dealership in brizol so he'll be minted.
(dyllon nice beaver., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:55, 15 replies)

hmm
his credit card would clearly be in the name Richard Lovett.
(Eoghan, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 18:02, closed)

feeling the love guys thank you
'his credit card would clearly be in the name of richard lovett' - unless his first name was legally Dick.
I'm not sure you would name your dealership Dick Lovett if you could get away with Richard.
(dyllon nice beaver., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 18:44, closed)

Heh
You'd be surprised. I once knew a guy called Michael Jackson. Turned out it was his middle name which was Michael, and his first name was really Graham. He just preferred Michael.

I'd have stuck with Graham Jackson personally.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 18:51, closed)

Or it could be a company credit card?
In the name of the company, Dick Lovett?

Maybe?
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:38, closed)

EXACTLY.

(dyllon nice beaver., Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:22, closed)

Who's telling porkies?
You or "Dick"?
Either he's taking the piss out of the bank or, as Eoghan mentioned, the guy would be "Mr Richard * Lovett", or similar..
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 18:13, closed)

Well,
It really depends what he is legally known as, doesn't it? I seem to recall that there are a few famous Dicks in the World, and at least one of them is a politician.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 18:25, closed)

I don't doubt they exist.
This just sounds a little "convenient". I'm also not sure how you know which name these people use for their bank accounts.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 18:37, closed)

This much
is very true.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 18:40, closed)

It happens. I witnessed an exasperated-looking fellow having to produce multiple forms of ID to convince a clearly sceptical bank drone that his name was, in fact, Ronald McDonald.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 19:00, closed)

I remember laughing on a regular basis..
at the TV appearances of a particular Irish politician, whenever the caption appeared showing his name.

At 15 and even now, some 30 years later, I still chuckle at the name.
All hail...

Dick Spring
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:34, closed)

Researched this company once
Dick Lovett founded it in the 1950s.

Not sure if he's still around, Chairman a few years back was his son (not called Dick).

If he is still around, he'd have to be in his 70s or 80s at least.
(Capo, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 19:12, closed)

it is possible to piss with an erection
conscious effort is required, you need to lose your stiffy down to 'semi' status for starters because the route to the bladder gets cut off so as to avoid you pissing rather than spunking into your partner
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 19:19, closed)

Dolla? Puhlease....
( user_names_suck, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:33, closed)

it's true
my car's from Dick Lovett - makes me smirk every time I look at the sticker on the back windscreen.
(Nunnerfly, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:31, closed)