Bicycle Rape
On the way to work a month or so ago a cyclist went past me at a fair speed – he was standing up on the pedals, his bum a few inches off the saddle.

There was a clatter and the saddle suddenly fell off leaving a nice shiny chrome tube pointing in the general direction of his arse!

Anticipating a comic moment I stopped, waited and watched. It wasn’t long before he tried to sit on the missing saddle! An anguished cry as the tube inserted a sizeable portion of his Lycra shorts up his choccy starfish!

As he limped off to retrieve the saddle I was shaking with laughter and could barely stand upright!
( Vambo, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:56, 2 replies)

now this is clickworthy!
I saw something similar when a kid was pulling a small wheelie to get his front wheel up a kerb. Rather than pulling the wheel up, the handlebars just popped up off the frame leaving him to ride square on into the kerb with no way of steering.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:00, closed)

i chortled at both of these :-) well done

(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:08, closed)