Kitteh Grunt
I was sat on the kitchen floor playing with one of those mice-on-a-string-attached-to-a-stick with my little fluffeh mate oly.

Oly is the quieter and leaner of my two kittys, Rufus is his fluffy arsed brother who tends to dive into any game and take over. Oly was therefore enjoying some quality play time for once, sans Rufus.

I was scooting the little mouse around the lino and Oly was flying back and forth trying to catch this nimble but worthy adversary when from nowhere Rufus ran into the room and dove for the mouse.

Now, neither me nor Oly had noticed this approach as the door hid his path and Oly must have had eyes only for the toy. Rufus made an almighty arms stretched long arced dive and landed, belly first on my arm.

The "uuh" sound he made as he promptly sent out all the air in his little lungs was enough to send me into hysterics. This, coupled with the massive miffed look on his face, as if this injustice was MY fault was too much and they both left me laughing like a goon on the kitchen floor.
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:31, 4 replies)

Because
it clearly was your fault.

Indignant cats are pure comedy.
(Galve, Son of Galve, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:38, closed)

Rufus exceeds at indignant
He shrinks his head into his fluffy neck and tries to right-paw box whatever has irked him. I was putting them to bed (they've got the downstairs toilet) and he didnt like me putting him on the windowsill. Cue Rufus Vs Monkeystrumpt mini boxing match! I thought it was hilarious as we play fought but looking back I think he was serious.....
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:44, closed)

Awesome story. I made my office desk shake while hiding the chuckles. Thanks for brightening my Friday afternoon!
(zoiksy, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:55, closed)

There is nothing quite so funny as kitteh fail
The best bit is the shocked look on their face as they realise they've missed what they were aiming for, or hit something they weren't, followed by their desperately re-composing themselves to deliver a look that says, "I meant to do that."
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 23 Jul 2010, 20:12, closed)