Greedy Piggies!
A few years back I was serving with the UN in Georgia, trying to help keep the peace in the neighbouring province of Abkhazia.

One evening, as dusk was falling, we were driving back to base when a huge boar raced out of the scrub and directly in front of our APC. The contest between a a Saracen, weighing in excess of 20 tonnes and an albeit fairly substantial pig was, alas, an uneven one.

The boar was catapulted forward through the air and landed a good way up the road. I won't trouble you with the details. Suffice it to say that the outcome was fatal.

Despite the APC's potent headlights we weren't immediately clear what we had hit. As we neared the poor mangled creature and all became clear, there were sighs of relief and a few expletives.

Suddenly, under the full beam of our spotlight, what can only have been the boar's coterie of friends and family, including tiny piglets, trotted out of the undergrowth and immediately began tucking enthusiastically in to its remains.

After a long contemplative silence, the driver, a Pakistani officer, said in hushed awe, "Cannibal Piggies!"

Hardly Monty Python but we all pissed ourselves. Guilty feelings? A little for the proud boar. Bugger of a way to go and not much of a send off...
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:39, 10 replies)

Swine Flew?
Aythangyew
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:09, closed)

Ha ha!
And I'll say it before anyone else does, "And pigs might fly!"
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:13, closed)

There appears to be a recurring theme in your posts
specifically, live thing getting run over and becoming dead things.
( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:30, closed)

Just as well
he didn't post the un-edited version where the people of the village came out and started eating the little kid :O
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:26, closed)

I'm just
trying to stick closely to Scaryduck's brief. I've never seen a cat run over, you see. Actually that's not true! I have seen a cat run over but it didn't make me laugh.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:15, closed)

Now I didn't laugh at first....
....but when, in my head, I said the words 'Cannibal Piggies' in an Apoo from The Simpsons voice, a chuckled a fair ole' chunk.
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:53, closed)

Yes.
I didn't want to risk unwarranted accusations of racism but it was primarily the accent that did it for me.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 17:21, closed)

I initially read that as...
..."and immediately began fucking enthusiastically in its remains".
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 17:45, closed)

!

Me too!
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 2:59, closed)

Sick, sick people...
* sighs *
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:06, closed)