Oh dear...
Just read this and did an office lol. I might have a banana to assuage the guilt.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-10773267
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:08, 22 replies)

SICKRIK FOR MOD.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:54, closed)

*starts the clock*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:59, closed)

Haha, a women gets assaulted and raped ! hahahaha, lololololololol.
Fuck's sake, what if it happened to a member of _your_ family?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:59, closed)

Wouldn't happen to a member of my family
We can detect bananas with sonar up to 50ft away.
(Darramouss Powered by Monster Munch and hate., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:27, closed)

banonar.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:48, closed)

yeah well, all wrongness aside
I think the term "banonar" should win EVERYTHING.

GENIUS!
(OTT, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:57, closed)

yeah well, if you want to play that game...
What if the moon were made of chocolate cake?

I'll tell you what . Neil and Buzz would be two big fat fuckers with chocolate moustaches and crumbs on their space suits. What if. Pfffft!

What if she dreamt the whole thing?

What if she is a hooker who was promised a banana in exchange for unspeakable acts and then subsequently denied her banana?

What if she said that the incident occurred as a direct result of the indecent comments posted on b3ta which have slowly eroded the western worlds morals?

What if someone were able to recognise that a fair bit of black humour can make its way on here without the poster being some sort of cheerleader for rapists?

Ah yes............what if?
(OTT, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:45, closed)

It doesn't say she was raped, presumably just fingers
and possibly a banana.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 5:51, closed)

Errr

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:15, closed)

This qotw is bringing all the wronguns out

( rofl harris, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:17, closed)

My qotw brings all the wronguns to the yard
And they're like
It's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you
But I have to laugh at a woman being sexually assaulted
( broadsword w⚓, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:20, closed)

Oh, Gibbleh
Laughter really is the best medicine. There are few people on B3ta who would perpetrate such a crime. And that, surely, is the main thing.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:33, closed)

If they didn't want stories that contain an element of wrong
I humbly submit that they should have picked a different subject than "the times your sense of humour has gone beyond taste and decency."
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:49, closed)

hang on.
are you a girl?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:32, closed)

Maybe you should brush your teeth
instead
(Sloppy Giuseppe, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:51, closed)

It's ok
I know which was the officelol generator even if nobody else does.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 18:47, closed)

To clarify...
I was seriously reading this article as I live in Leeds and am female. It's a horrible thing to happen to anyone and it wasn't the attack that made me laugh.

However sometimes, as many of you will hopefully be able to understand, when your mind is in serious mode, something ever so slightly comedic might happen and it surprises you into laughter.

Serious, sad, worried, BANANA!

Apologies to those who I've unintentionally outraged.
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:27, closed)

Don't worry!
I have blundered into a wasp's nest of moral outrage on this thread too. Ignore the vitriol and soak up the empathy. Nobody can possibly make any meaningful analysis of you as a human-being from your story.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:59, closed)

^What she said

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:10, closed)

^ What he said

(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:30, closed)

"Serious, sad, worried, BANANA!"
that's made me laugh too- the banana comment just seems so absurd.
( awayfromthenumbers, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:42, closed)