This is vile but...
I really like trying to produce the biggest, stickiest bogey I can before squidging it between my fingers and looking at the patterns. Then I really really like to roll it until it becomes rubbery and throw it at the bin. I think this is half the pleasure I get from snorting coke - it produces some stonkers!

More innocently I love the smell of old blu-tac, and I really like to squidge it and look at the patterns. Occasionally I make a little blu-tac Jesus too.

Oh, I forgot, I really like producing the smelliest fart I can under the duvet and then sniffing it and taking pride in how awful it is.

And I really like lying in the bath and letting the water flow out before moving myself up and down it, trying to create a vacuum and make a huge noise, audible downstairs. It really annoys my wife!! Only downside is that sometimes it leaves a huge bruise on my lower back.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 7 Apr 2005, 12:01, Reply)