Guilty PleasuresYou know, those little things you do when nobody else is around. OK so some of them are rude, but we reckon there are a whole lot more innocent ones out there: my g/f this morning admitted to climbing the stairs on all fours when I wasn't around, and loving it...
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chthonic, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 9:11)
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Snout DiggingI love masticating some good bogeys. I am not even slightly ashamed, it's actually good for you and helps you develop a strong immune system.
Strangest habit I have though, around the anus are small pores, they fill up with a weird orange cheesy type substance, not sure what it is or why it is orange. I am compelled to squeeze these out but need to look into a mirror cheeks wide open to get a good view of what I am doing.
Look at your own anus (your chocolate starfish) the wings may feel lumpy a little, maybe you have some little orange cheese of your own. Let us know what delights you find.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 12:31, Reply)
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