Supermarkets and more
Apart from the afforementioned farting-and-running-away, I take great delight in crashing into things deliberately with a heavily laden trolley, although not other people's trollies. If I can dent/damage part of the store, then I'm the happiest bloke in the world. I also leave farts in lifts, if I ride them alone.

I enjoy wasting religious/salesmen's time by pretending to be interested. Blagging test-drives with my mate at car dealerships is especially fun, but you can't do it all that often. Lying through your teeth to a smug salesman, it can't be bettered as they think they've got a sale.

Also, as a cyclist, going into bike shops other than my local, and asking the shop assistants for the release dates of new products that haven't been released, and which they know nothing about. I love catching them out, one-upmanship can be such a laugh.
( mr_wicksy is.... old., Thu 7 Apr 2005, 13:53, Reply)