Guilty PleasuresYou know, those little things you do when nobody else is around. OK so some of them are rude, but we reckon there are a whole lot more innocent ones out there: my g/f this morning admitted to climbing the stairs on all fours when I wasn't around, and loving it...
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chthonic, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 9:11)
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Sellotape and catsI do have a guilty pleasure of tormenting effete and pompous cats - you know the ones. They sit there and look at you like scum and then turn their backs on you, acting superior like the very pleasure of breathing in the air they have just recently finished with, is something to die for.
Don't get me wrong, I absolutely fucking love cats, but occasionally you have to put them in their place.
Long haired cats are the best for the following:
Stick an inch long piece of sticky tape over their arseholes and watch them spazz out. They can't get purchase of it with their tongues and 9 times out 10 do the "dog dragging it's arse over the grass because it's got worms" dance. This normally has little effect, but they carry on with it regardless.
You can render a household of people helpless with laughter as the hairy feckers drag their kitty arses across the carpet.
Apologies to the RSPCA - no keyboard players were harmed in the making of this message.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 14:21, Reply)
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