Guilty PleasuresYou know, those little things you do when nobody else is around. OK so some of them are rude, but we reckon there are a whole lot more innocent ones out there: my g/f this morning admitted to climbing the stairs on all fours when I wasn't around, and loving it...
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chthonic, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 9:11)
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Hangs HeadWaiting for the nighttime booger buildup to soften in the steam from the shower then blowing it hard all over the white tiles of the shower wall. Just to see how much there was. Spectacular results after a night on the ching.
When having casual beers at home with my flatmates I really enjoy pissing in the sink rather than the loo. But then I have to flush the loo anyway to disguise the fact that I didn't pee in it.
Hanging on and hanging on too see just how big a crap I can produce (extra good if the bathroom has scales).
Stopping off to check out Lucy Pinder in the Star before buying the Granuiad.
Making belmy faces and acting generally spaccy behind my girlfriend's back when she is being snooty.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 18:13, Reply)
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