Well, a few I can think of
Trimming my pubic hair using the scissors my mum uses to cut my dad's hair.

Listening to the worst songs known to man - I actually spent money on The Ultimate Cheese Party. I also have a large collection of shite mp3s, featuring such classics as 5 versions of the birdie song, YMCA, Mmm Bop and that Mr Blobby song.

Setting up my video camera and making dirty videos of myself. And then afterwards wondering why exactly I did that and promptly deleting them.

Going onto an AIM chatroom, impersonating a woman, finding some poor sod willing to engage in cybersex, and then seeing just how utterly ridiculous I can get away with being before they cotton on.

Using my PDA to find someone wandering around with Bluetooth switched on on their phone, then using it to send them amusing and entirely anonymous messages. And then enjoying the knowledge that they'll get slightly worried that someone's stalking them....

Oh, and confusing people by talking in a language they don't understand (usually German) and either insulting them or coming out with complete nonsense. But I don't feel guilty about that.

Actually, to be honest, I don't feel guilty about any of those. I also don't feel guilty about not apologising for length.
(The Worminator I have discovered that Quavers are nice, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 19:18, Reply)