Shitting yourself is nice
when your a child but socially risky in later years. And when it starts to cool down its unpleasant. But, for when you are over the age of 2, I find saying things in a Frank Butcher from Eastenders voice is absolutely fantastic. Not a day goes by without me uttering "Ricky moi san" or "You know you want it, Pat!" in a low, guttural, "Big bad dragon from dreamstone" style voice.
Of course, there is the all time number one. You cannot beat the satisfaction gained from getting a torch, and using a precision screwdriver to remove pustules from your tonsils. It is so wonderful, I now look forward to the little buggers forming.
And of course, everyone always talks to themselves, don't they? Though I tend to talk to God. Which is hilarious to anyone who hears me. I'm not that religious, it just seems to be a good way to work things out.
"Janiiiiiiiine!"
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 2:04, Reply)