Stupid Gaijin part 2
There are a variety of fun things you can do to keep yourself entertained while living here in Japan.

I often make my students do or say inane or bizarre things. One day I had them stand up and sit down repeatedly in a perverse abuse of power. While learning the phrases
“Once, Twice, Three times,” I could not resist throwing in the line “A lady” and sure enough the entire class repeated. A good trick is to exploit their lack of peripheral vision and sneak up to the side of them, scream, and run away. I have taught 300 students how to mimic chickens perfectly and ALL my students say the word “Spaghetti” with the worst Italian accent I could possibly teach. I made each student wear a Jason style hockey mask and speak English. I chase the head of discipline around and constantly try ton undermine his authority. Any tongue twisters will after being mangled by 14 yr old Japanese students will of course contain multiple swear words and I laugh for no apparent reason. I sing to my lunch at my desk loudly. I refuse to answer my phone by saying “moshi moshi”.

I also enjoy doing very bad things in public away from my city while drunk and explaining to all passers by in my best American accent that I am American and I work in the military.

I OFTEN WEAR SHOES ON MY TATAMI….muahahahahahaaaaahahaha….ahem…also if you leave a red wine stain on tatami alone for long enough it will eventually dissapear.
(feature_wall, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 4:45, Reply)