Guilty PleasuresYou know, those little things you do when nobody else is around. OK so some of them are rude, but we reckon there are a whole lot more innocent ones out there: my g/f this morning admitted to climbing the stairs on all fours when I wasn't around, and loving it...
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chthonic, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 9:11)
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Toilet cubicle stalkingSometimes when I've left a toilet cubicle at work, I realise while I'm washing and drying my hands that there's someone in another cubicle who's waiting for me to leave the room before they emerge. Don't know why - maybe they're embarrassed about people seeing that they take a shit at work or something. Anyway, I walk towards the door, open the door, and let it close loudly. As I hear the toilet inevitably start to flush, I creep back to the washbasins and start to re-wash my hands. As the person leaves the cubicle, they look at me in embarrassed amazement, and I respond by giving them a really dirty look.
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 9:17,
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