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You know, those little things you do when nobody else is around. OK so some of them are rude, but we reckon there are a whole lot more innocent ones out there: my g/f this morning admitted to climbing the stairs on all fours when I wasn't around, and loving it...

(, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 9:11)
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Making religious nuts, and fake homeless people feel bad
I like to argue with the hare krsna folk when they try to give me stuff" a typical conversation will go like this:
"Hello, I'm a monk, can you spare some change for one od our 'monk rock CD's?'
"I don't have enough for a CD"
:Spare a little change anyway?"
I give them 20p or whatever
"would you like a free book"
"It's not free I just paid for it"
"Well, take a book then"
"No thanks, I think I've got enough of them, I have all of the first canto, thanks"
"But the more gouranga things you have, the purer you'll become, and you'll be closer to enlightenment"
"But doesn;t krsna preach thant the possesion of worldly goods drives you away from god consciousness?"
"And isn't the whole idea of being on the street to promote people to have less things, and live more simply, and to be more god conscious?"
"er... yes, but..."
"I'm not wrong, am I?"
"Er, Gouranga!"
At this point they sort of sidle off.

And the big issue sellers too:
"Big issue love?"
"where's your blue jacket?"
"I only started today, and you have to pay for the jacket"
"But you asked me for change last night, and the night before, and loads of times before that, and used the smae excuse"
"Um... I'm not a drug addict"
Then they run off too.

I did give some money to the homeless man who had bowel cancer, but not before I made him show me his colostomy bag. I am a bad person.

Also: I climb up the stairs to my flat on all fours... The man fromt he middle flat thinks I'm a bit mental.

I also like making long posts.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 19:27, Reply)

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