Childhood guilty pleasures
Guilty pleasures up to age 10:

Looking for nude ladies in fashion magazines, hunting for naughty books hidden in the garage (which I should've taken for myself before it was gutted, dang it!), and watching softcore on cable with the mute on (okay, the last one's a bit more current then the first two). I think the porn movie I saw when I was 3 might've had something to do with this odd fixation of my youth

Tricking my mom by saying "it's raining outside" when it wasn't, and she almost always fell for it!

Peeling dried glue off my hands. It's the best, as many people have already stated

Drawing and then erasing pencil marks on my desk (I got caught once and had to write lines)

Benignly tormenting my aunt's dog by dripping water on her fur and sticking weeds on her

Not-so-benignly tormenting male classmates by chasing and scratching them. The last time I chased a kid I wound up chipping my tooth and getting a root canal (that's karma for you)

Running into big flocks of pigeons (again with the karma, the last time I did that I fell and scraped up my cheek)

Eavesdropping on other peoples conversations and pretending to be a spy (and what am I doing now? Getting a voyuristic thrill by reading other people's guilty pleasures!)
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 9:43, Reply)