Guilty PleasuresYou know, those little things you do when nobody else is around. OK so some of them are rude, but we reckon there are a whole lot more innocent ones out there: my g/f this morning admitted to climbing the stairs on all fours when I wasn't around, and loving it...
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chthonic, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 9:11)
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Bastardising all children's songs by inserting the word 'poo'When I sing songs to my kids I sometimes fuel their toilet humour by inserting the word 'poo' at inopportune moments, i.e. The Barney song
I love poo, poo love's me
We're a happy family, etc,
The kids love it, and can't stop laughing.
My two year old made up her own version of 'found a peanut' - and sings 'Found a poo-poo, ate the poo-poo, got a tummy ache', etc, etc.
When they make up their own versions and people are listening, I make loud tutting noises and criticise them for being toilet fixated.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 18:12, Reply)
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