Guilty PleasuresYou know, those little things you do when nobody else is around. OK so some of them are rude, but we reckon there are a whole lot more innocent ones out there: my g/f this morning admitted to climbing the stairs on all fours when I wasn't around, and loving it...
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chthonic, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 9:11)
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Really guilty pleasuresArson: Burn, baby, burn.
Mayhem: The intentional disfigurement of another
Extortion: Money for nothing.
Animal Harrassment: Nothing too violent
Assault: I'm going to shag you.
Battery: A little touchy-feely.
Theft: Kicks for free.
Drunk driving: Well, I made it home. Now where's the Morris?
Hit and run: I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date.
Chavicide: Doing society a favor.
Product tampering: Don't like it? Don't eat out.
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