My flatmate is a cock
and he annoys the piss out of me and hes filthy and smells, so everythime he leaves the house i wander up to his room and break something that he likes, or scratch up his favourite dvd/playstation game/music cd to within and inch of its round metallic life, then file it away. He really got on my tits the other day, so when i came home drunk and found his hair clippers at the top of the stairs outside my room covered in hair, i decided to help him 'clean them'. that is to say i submerged them in a sink of water for ten minutes until there is absolutle no chance of them ever working. to make sure i slammed them against the wall a couple of times, and took out a screw. feel a bit quilty every time i do something, but i fucking despise him. irritable bastard.

apologys for the length + girth = nil. we all love a big fat one sometimes!
(Formaly Over say's hello, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 16:03, Reply)