Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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at random- Hair metal: my iPod's stashed with Van Halen and Def Leppard
- The Sun online - always some titty slideshows
- Kim Kardashian: thick as shite but a whole lotta woman
- Pot Noodle. Love 'em.
- Picking my nose. Nothing beats a big glutinous bogie that you can roll around for ages until it becomes hard enough to flick. Semi-crisp ones are good too.
- A KY handjob from the missus if she's feeling generous
- Eating an entire packet of biscuits with a cup of tea.
- Forget beer. Gimme a Remy Martin XO cognac
- A weekly manicure from my wife. She also plucks stray back hairs with tweezers once a week and I love it.
- Taking a day off each month 'sick' and spending it whacking away to YouPorn and listening to Radio 4
- Getting fat and bald and not giving a fuck. I'm married now
- Never sending birthday or Christmas cards to anyone, not even my family.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:14, 5 replies)
XOyou ain't had cognac til you tasted XO.
need a mortgage or a very happy client.
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bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:20,
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I had a mate called 'Cheesy'...I've mentioned him before in some posts. Here is his view on Birthday and Christmas cards...
"They are a total fucking waste of money and a preposterous bag of shite. For how much they cost, you may as well buy someone a pint"
He's dead now, but that philosophy lives with me...
(Although my son wasn't overly chuffed with the pint I bought him for his 7th birthday recently.)
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:26,
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I dont know about Kim KardashianI'm more of a Bella Emberg man myself.
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how on earth did you get a spy cam in my home..."- Taking a day off each month 'sick' and spending it whacking away to YouPorn and listening to Radio 4"
now my secret is out.
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How can you maintain an erectionwhilst listening to John Humphrys?
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monkeybananaraffle, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 23:18,
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