I read teletext
In the dead of night when everyone else has gone to bed. Sometimes.

But not the serious pages, like news and shit. Not me. No, I read the TV comments pages, and sit in slack-jawed wonderment at the sheer banality of some of the messages the screen delights in throwing up.

I'm still waiting, though, for someone to write in and say that they watch Strictly Come Dancing because they like to sit there in their underkeks cracking one off over the female professional dancer's arse / tits (delete as appropriate).
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:54, 3 replies)

I like Strictly Come Dancing
for the music. Honestly. I sit and listen to the orchestrations and marvel at the fact that someone is mixing it to stereo for live broadcast.

Mind you, there's Karen Hardy too...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:57, closed)

Or watching Dancing on Ice because of Holly...
ohhh she gives me the raging horn.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:28, closed)

Yay!
It's not just me! Pages 137 and 138 must be read before bedtime just to see what's annoying the backwards people on TV this week. Same goes for 414 for footy fucktardery. Joygasm!

I've just realised that this is the only use I can find for ITV.
( Gleeballs is mostly made out of chocolate and hate., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:07, closed)