Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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True life magazines.Take a break, That's life and my personal favourite Love it!
They're like reading Jeremy Kyle.
Some favourite quotes from love it include:
"I made him what he was today, the karaoke king of Great Yarmouth"
"Even though I was only 16, I was excited about having a baby with Michael, I imagined us putting the baby to bed together before having a romantic mircowave meal for two."
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wanderlust, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:20,
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Click!"The karaoke king of Great Yarmouth."
Priceless. I used to work in on a reception desk and would frequently take over from a woman who would leave these magazines in the top drawer. I never actually dared read stories with such wonderful headlines as "My recently divorced mum stole my boyfriend" - to this day I suspect they're funnier left to my own imagination...
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The best one I ever read wasChris de Burgh cured my dead arm!
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^ Is there anything he can't do?How about write a good song?
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Cawl, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 16:08,
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Or even just watch the Kylester himselfnowt better than seeing the fighting classes at each others throats. Don't like the reconciley ones though, If they haven't seen each other for 20 years then leave well alone. But if she might be a slapper and he could be a druggy... Wahayy!! Get 'em together and stir it up.
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Me too!And yet I'm always disappointed how misleading the story titles are.
'MY HEAD FELL OFF BUT I'M FINE!'
Real story; 'My neck was cut a little bit'
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