My guilty pleasures.
- Watching Friends. Yes, I know.
- Scaring the shit out of drivers who fail to see me and pull out in front of me at a roundabout or junction. I just keep going. Works best when driving a big van. I also do this to kids who play chicken with cars.
- The pleasurably beefy smell of my own arse-gas.
- Curries. As hot as possible, with shitloads of yogurt, white pitta breads and an 8-pack of lager.
- Prostrate stimulation. Believe me, it works.
- The smell of underpants that have been worn for three days.
- Red Dwarf. I could happily watch this for days on end.
- Desperate housewives. Again, I know.
- Shitting! Everyone loves shitting. I have been known to spend up to an hour on the bog, reading MCN and then wiping my arse on it afterwards (it's the only thing it's good for.)
- The Sun. I just love laughing up my sleeve at the reactionary tabloid bullshit.
- Pot noodles with massive lumps of cheese in.
- UK Garage and Scouse House. It's shit, but I love it.
- That lovely burned out feeling the next afternoon after a night spent dancing on E. Best spent with a bottle of brandy and a spliff or eight.
- Stephen Fry. I fancy him. I don't know why, as I'm not sure I'd call myself gay.
- Riding a motorbike. There's no better feeling than passing a two-mile-long tailback and laughing at all the twats in cars as you go past.
- Pretending to be a spastic (in private, of course, or in the company of my equally deranged father). There is no greater joy and freedom than that of licking windows and gurning.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:32, 6 replies)

Prostrate or prostate?
"- Prostrate stimulation. Believe me, it works."

One means lyig back, the other's something very different...but could be done lying back I spose
( Fathter Puddytat Kill Kill dat widdle boid is mine on, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:42, closed)

have to admit
I enjoy desperate housewives as well

I try and pretend not to, but I watch it over the top of a book while mrs vipros watches it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:44, closed)

*Click*
"There is no greater joy and freedom than that of licking windows and gurning".
(Sundayturkey has the biggest mug of tea, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:49, closed)

Riding a motorbike
I love to ride past long tailbacks, but dont feel guily at all!
(Masterb3ta, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 17:10, closed)

YUM!
Pot noodles with cheese. That's a new one. I'm gonna give it a go. mmmmm
( DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 16:16, closed)

red dwarf is the king of shows
i have every episode and still watch them frequently.
quarantine ftw
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 3:28, closed)