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It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.

What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?

(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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In Safeways I say hello to the fish
on the fish counter. "Hello, fish!" or sometimes "Hello Fishness!"
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 16:59, 4 replies)
How about
"Good morning your Royal Fishness."
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 17:08, closed)
You crazy bastard!
No, really.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 17:21, closed)
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I have been known to pick up a roll of gammon and smack it.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:22, closed)
Cycling to work
I often bike to work along a canal towpath and have kind of gotten used to the fauna that frequents the locale.

"Morning Geese!" I cheerily announce as I cycle past.

If something is in my way I'll shout "Feck off ducks!" or somesuch.

Occasionally, I get a smug feeling from saying "Hello Deer!"
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:26, closed)

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