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It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.

What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?

(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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im currently taking guilty pleasure in the school slag...
no...not quite like that you dirty minded little B3tans. Let me explain:

Firstly; apologies for length etc.

OK...so..you know the type of girl in school who walks around like she owns the place, tries desperately to flirt with the teachers to try and get better grades and is generally a complete whore and is a big bitch to almost everyone else, including her own 'friends'. Thats the girl in question. For the sake of this story her name is CL.

Now... CL likes to party like many other people in my year (including myself) and at one particular party she got really drunk and slept with one of her friends boyfriends. Then proceeded to blackmail him until he finally fessed up to his girlfriend yesterday.

Why is this a guilty pleasure for me? Did I sneak a peak through a window and see her tits? Nope. My guilty pleasure is what has happened to this young lass since the boyfriend fessed up.

It turns out that CL had...Chlamydia. Which means so does the boyfriend and his girl friend. CL has been disowned by all of her friends, they have told her she can't come on holiday with them anymore, she has been kicked off of the house team, dropped from Eisteddfod dance (which i think meant the world to her). Without these things she really is nothing.

I have laughed (hell...not even guility) at what has happened and, like many people in my year, am glad to finally see thsat bitch put in her place.


Length? I reckon that she could fit at least 12" in there.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 23:01, 6 replies)
She knocked you back once didn't she?

(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 23:10, closed)
Hehe!
North or South :)
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 23:19, closed)
Do you live in Coventry?
And is the fellah mentioned called Danny? And his woman Amber?



If not, ignore me.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 23:24, closed)
I know that girl
Seriously, I think I might have been her once (minus the bitchness and chlamydia, though I did walk round like I owned the place and flirt with teachers)

Eisteddfod dance, lol...
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 0:15, closed)
Dude..
please give us some info... you never know what I'm likely to get in the Golden if shes on the prowl...
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 2:15, closed)
god
"school slag". Gives me a stiffy.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:31, closed)

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