Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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I love sticking chewing gum on things -various things.
ends of cigarette butts, so that they look like neat little trees. byt the end of the day, there is a little forest growing in my ashtray.
also on my desk, only to find myself glued to the table hours later.
on chairs, signs, walls, flashy mugs, tip of my nose, around my finger, cars, beds, friends' furniture, carpets and animals.
I have a smal collection on our elevator wall.
did you know chewing is forbidden in singapore?
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:51, 6 replies)
ErChewing gum is forbidden in Singapore. Not the actual act of chewing. The Singaporeans don't have to swallow their food whole!
Bizarrely, I also read once that they are forbidden by law to be naked in their own houses, unless it is behind closed doors (i.e. bedroom or bathroom). So you can't wander to the kitchen in the buff for a midnight snack in Singapore, which is a shame as it's so warm there it would be preferable to wear as little as possible.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 12:26,
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*bokes*bleuhhhhhhhhhhhh - chewing gum!
*bokes more*
Sorry. I'm phobic about chewing gum. The mere sight of it makes me want to run screaming from the room. More power to Singapore.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 12:49,
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^^How did you survive school? There was chewing gum stuck on the underside of every desk, chair and bench in my school.
Never touch the stuff myself, I have to say. Can't be arsed with all the chewing for no reward!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 13:10,
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^not sure when it beganbut it seems to be a phobia I developed late in life and I have nightmares in which my mouth fills up with very salty, sticky chewing gum and I can't breathe or spit it out, and it's chewing gum so I can't swallow.
How do you spell 'Freudian' again?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 13:16,
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^^I literally did laugh out loud when I read that just now!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 13:20,
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is chewing gum or chewing gum forbidden then?oh and I forgot to mention I've never stucken gum on a kitten, but I have wet dreams about it every other friday.
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