Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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Shit, Shower, ShaveMy morning routine is pretty much set.
1. Wake up
2. Eat Breakfast (normally some sort of cereal high in fibre)
3. Expel the built-up excrement from the day before via the porcelain throne.
4. Shower
5. Shave whilst in shower singing along to the radio.
6. Dress and preen
7. Leave for work (or turn on the PC if the weekend)
This is probably similar to most people's morning rituals, so you're probably/maybe asking yourself "So what's the guilty secret?"
"Is it that he shaves in the shower?"
No, that's just for convenience
"Is it that he sings along to the radio?"
No. Although if you'd heard my tone deaf warbling you might think otherwise...
"So what is it?"
I'm ashamed to say (and i really am!) that my guilty secret is... *drumroll*
I never bother wiping my arse in the mornings before getting in the shower. I never see the point, they're right next to each other, and i'm going to be rinsing and irrigating that area anyway, it's just a waste of loo roll...
This has however had it's downfalls whenever i feel too lazy/hungover to shower...
I don't want to go into too many details, so i'll leave the rest to your imagination...
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 13:58, 1 reply)
I used to to exactly the same thinguntil my girlfirend trod in a small lump of my cack that had fallen on the bath mat while I moved from the loo the shower.
Woulnd't have been so bad if she'd stayed in the bathroom but she ended up treading it into the hallway carpet.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:52, closed)
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