More Motorway fun
This is soooo wrong and many people have said how bad it is. To make it worse, it only makes me feel guilty because I only feel guilty when people say it’s bad.

When driving on those long, crappy motorway journeys I like to get up to a good healthy speed, over the limit of course, and then see how long I can close my eyes for without shitting out.
(tedalaki - Like Purple Aki but better, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:54, 9 replies)

Great idea...
6 months is my record. Does a coma count?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:02, closed)

Safer
My take on this is much more pedestrian. We've got long corridors in my work (100m or so). I like to see how far I can get with my eyes closed before I veer off into a wall or some other obstacle .... or else someone comes the other direction and thinks, "What the fuck is this twat up to ?"
( Ramsay Tupper, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:35, closed)

Doing it in the dark
Drive down a country road at night with your lights off....

Scares the crap out of me but it feels sooooo good.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:43, closed)

I hope that
the only person you kill doing this is yourself.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:21, closed)

Nice
Yeah the no head lights on a dark road is another trick I like. I thought I was alone in my complete lack of respect for mine and others life.
(tedalaki - Like Purple Aki but better, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 17:01, closed)

me too
I've never done this, but I've done the headlights off at night thing, for about 5 miles of M6 once on a full moon night at around 2am - it was great!

However, I've ridden my bicycle home at night through a path and closed my eyes. My longest is somewhere near ten seconds before I open them suddenly, scared of hitting lampposts...
( sanityclause is waiting until, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:41, closed)

I did a variation on this once
However I foolishly substituted 'B road that I'd never been down before in my life' for 'nice, straight motorway' and 'turning the headlights off in the dead of night, causing the car interior to become so dark that I had to footer around for a second or two before getting them back on' for 'closing my eyes, which take around a millisecond to open'.

Predictably, I saw some lights coming from my right at a funny angle on what I assumed to be a collision course. Stuck the lights back on, saw the 'GIVE WAY' reflecting back at me, and jammed on the brakes while swerving wildly. The fucking car only went and flipped, causing me to think 'oh shite this is the end' before quite literally pissing myself.

The lights were a farmhouse (which I would no doubt have seen if I left the lights on) and the car was a writeoff. I was fine; anyone in the passenger seat would have been maimed/killed.

Moral of the story: just don't, you fuckwits. It really can happen.
(SurferRosa causing the lamentation of the womenfolk since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:51, closed)

Wanker
Really, what a first class cunt, if you want to top yourself there are dozens of ways you can end your sorry excuse for a life without endangering others.

I hope the next time you try this fucking cunty trick you impact a bridge support at 90 you fucking tit.
( edz314 smelled the glove on, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 14:11, closed)

This really is.....
... one of the most fucking moronic things I've ever heard!!

I think everybody who's ever lost a loved one on the roads ( that's about 3,200 peoples entire families - EVERY YEAR ) or actually any sane person who values human life, would gladly spit in your face.

You shit-brained fuckwit.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 18:34, closed)