Guilty Pleasures, part 2
It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
( , Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
( , Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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Catapulting
When I used to live at home and my parents weren't about I used to have great fun by carrying my cat out into the garden and breaking into the fastest run that I could without dropping the cat.
The trick, you see, is to hurl the cat forwards as hard as you can, horizontally, just a few feet above ground level. Like you're passing a rugby ball.
It's impressive watching a cat land on its feet, but it's more impressive watching a cat hit the ground already running at 20mph and racing into a bush at the bottom of your garden.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2008, 18:51, 1 reply)
When I used to live at home and my parents weren't about I used to have great fun by carrying my cat out into the garden and breaking into the fastest run that I could without dropping the cat.
The trick, you see, is to hurl the cat forwards as hard as you can, horizontally, just a few feet above ground level. Like you're passing a rugby ball.
It's impressive watching a cat land on its feet, but it's more impressive watching a cat hit the ground already running at 20mph and racing into a bush at the bottom of your garden.
( , Fri 14 Mar 2008, 18:51, 1 reply)
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