I like
making up stories that are 100% bollocks for a website I go on, then smugly signing all my posts 'Cheers'.

Cheers
(ratthingbazzterd, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:33, 9 replies)

What's That Lassie?
*bark*bark*

*whine*

Jealousy?


This from a fucking one-trick-pony. Most of your posts are about you and a female name that hilariously turns out to be an animal in the end.

Get a new joke. Maybe your mum.



Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 2:16, closed)

well, given that
so far the majority of my animal fucking stories have come out on best pages, I would say yes, people do find them funny.

Also, were you to read more of my QOTW answers, you would see that most DON'T involve fucking animals, actually.

Now if you don't mind, me and Lassie have things to do. Come on, girl.

*bark*
(ratthingbazzterd, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 19:06, closed)

Say What?
"so far the majority of my animal fucking stories have come out on best pages, I would say yes, people do find them funny."

You mean you've made the best of page, what? two or three times?

*sigh*

I wish I was a good a writer then maybe I could make the best of page.

Sorry laddy, you're twice cursed. You're neither funny nor original. Your posts consist of crap jokes and Maddy gags. Once is funny (even I gave a click) but repeating the same old gag shows a serious lack of taste.

2 or 3 times on the best of page...snigger
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 2:49, closed)

Bitch fight!
If anyone makes up 100% bollocks round here, it's me. AND I did a cat fucking story.

Cheers.
(frankspencer, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 10:09, closed)

Ah but,
Nobody could ever accuse you of being unoriginal or, indeed, repeating the same gag.

There's only one FrankSpencer.
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:30, closed)

ooh ladies!!!
There was me shopping for makka pacca and a ninky nonk and i was missing a good bitchfight!

Handbags at dawn boys!

Some post writers on here are consistently notable. Some enjoy only occasional successes, but let it go to their heads....
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 18:05, closed)

Cheers
Eh?

Once again, Legless' tales cause a bunfight at the B3ta corral...

For the record, they are neither bollocks not made up - embelished for comedic effect, possibly, but made up - nah. (Except the ones that are clearly jokes and therefore, by definition, are).
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:55, closed)

So?
We've had the tired old argument about stories being made up.

Please tell me where it says that the stories should be 100% true.

Get over it and grow up.

Oh, and for the record, guess what? I'm not a real chicken! Yes! That's made up!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:11, closed)

Hang on a sec...
"I like making up stories that are 100% bollocks for a website I go on".

You then reference animal fucking stories.

So, by a process of elimination, you are either:

(a) Actually making up stories yourself, and therefore have a bit of a nerve insinuating that Legless does the same, or;
(b) Admitting that you do, in fact, fuck animals.

Which is it?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:22, closed)