This isn't going to win any fans but fuck it...
My current guilty pleasures.

1. Anything by 80's era Madonna and Duran Duran.
2. Mars Delights. Cruncy and creamy and much better than them nasty Kinder Buenos.
3. Victoria Wood As Seen On TV.
4. The Seemingly-Popular-On-b3ta-Shit-No-Wipe-Then-Shower Routine
5. Dropping lyrics from songs into my lessons at work.
6. Pretending to be a spin bowler in my front room.
7. Reading Grazia at my mum's.
8. Trimming my pubes. That airy feel afterwards is amazing.
9. Solving Algebra problems... in my non-teaching time.
10. Taking the mick out of my emo students without them twigging.
11. Scratching my arse.
12. Anita Anand's voice on FiveLive Drive.
13. Dancing like Brett Anderson from Suede (especially in the Animal Nitrate video) in indie clubs. This despite the fact that I am not thin, well choreographed or sexually ambiguous, but a parka-wearing, heavy set northerner.
14. Snoring and farting when asleep in hotel rooms and blaming it on others.
15. Overtaking bigger, better and more expensive cars than mine, and waving as I go past.

That's better.
(scentless_apprentice takes two bottles into the shower!, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 19:42, 3 replies)

I'm more of a "Mars Ice-Cream" man myself....
...I once ate a large tub of Ben 'n' Jerries Double Choc in 5 minutes. I had the shits the next day.

Just thought I'd share that with you all.

Ahem.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 22:41, closed)

she
is the forth most annoying person on that station, after Spoony, The excremental Richard Bacon and that utter total fuckarooniesmugcuntytoryathon Nicky Campbell
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 23:58, closed)

mars delights are delicious
but kinder buenos kick arse.
happy hippos are even better.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 2:07, closed)