Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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Living abroadI currently teach English in Japan so I have two guilty pleasures. The first is ogling my female students and trying to guess which one will be a super-hotty when she grows-up. This year’s current favourite is Hirai-san, although the dark horse in the race is definitely Kajitani-san. The reason this is a guilty pleasure is that I teach at a Junior High School; which means that these girls are about 12. This is very worrying for me. I justify this through boredom. There’s only so many times you can say "This is a pen." in 50minutes before going mental.
My other guilty pleasure is much less nasty.
When on the last train home, after a considerable amount of alcohol has been consumed, and talking in a loud, obnoxious voice about material that would be unsuitable for the aforementioned students; my Kiwi friend and I do our best to give off the impression that we are Americans by dropping baseball references into the conversation. We even went out and bought matching UCLA T-shirts to back this up. To the American B3tans, it’s not that I hate America. It’s not. It’s just that I don’t want the Japanese to hate Blighty.
This winds our American friend up almost as much as our obnoxiousness annoys the commuters, but then he has a serious irony-deficiency so that’s half the fun.
Length? 8 carriages on the Gakkentoshi.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 8:45, Reply)
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