Don't tell the RSPCA
Sometimes, when life is getting me down, and Ive got nowhere to turn...
I turn the washing basket upside down with my cat underneath, and watch him move round the room like a little K9 robot... pausing only to poke a cute paw out in the vain hope that his whole body will fit through the hole.
Eventually, I will probably do this to my son.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:57, 3 replies)

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i used to put my pet hamster (jessy RIP) on the LP turn table, and just when it got used to the spinning, i would flick the switch to turn up the speed. and it would slowly slide off.

I would only do it for about 2-3 minutes, but i would put it back in its cage, and it would run to one side in its excessive dizzynes state.

i was only about 8 at the time, looking back i know it was cruel, but funny as fook at the time.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 13:49, closed)

i have a cat
i have a laundry basket
I MUST DO THIS!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 16:43, closed)

My cat would never permit it.
Although if the laundry basket is sitting upright in the middle of the floor she loves to get in and curl up. No idea why- it's a basic plastic laundry basket. Yet she'll sit there looking at me through the holes in the sides with an expression of contentment...

But if I trapped her under there? She'd take revenge, I know she would. You don't mess with The Queen. The last time the Jack Russell terrorist annoyed Josephine she chased her around the back yard for three laps before letting the idiot go. (Then again, she'd been in the catnip at the time, so it serves Rosie right...)
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 17 Mar 2008, 18:45, closed)