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It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.

What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?

(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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I don't like shaving - my face that is - and we have 'dress down' days every Friday. So, by Sunday morning, I've usually got a good few days worth of stubble. My guilty pleasure is pleasuring my missus on a Sunday morning in the oral tradition then going out to town without washing my face or (re)cleaning my teeth. You see, there is a distinct 'parfum de missus' adhering to my face and I love just walking around town with that special smell on my face.

Also, and similarly, after sex in the more direct way, I usually give the old fella a wipe with a tissue - being past the age when I enjoy damp patches on my side of the bed. What I love is letting the tissue dry in situ - especially if we've indulged in the morning before I go to work - then discovering the dried-on tissue later when I go for a pee at work. In fact, there's a double pleasure: first just seeing it there, reminding me of the earlier tenderness and secondly, peeling it off in bits. This is a bit like peeling off sun-burned skin once the skin has recovered.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 13:00, 3 replies)
ah but
How about the agony when the tissue dries around the delicate lips of your ,japper and you can't pull it off for fear of ripping your skin? Have to wet it to get it off.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 13:08, closed)
Ha ha!
No foreskins on me!
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 13:14, closed)
Three Times!
Yes, three times Ive tried to reply to this, and I still cant think of anything to say.

eww.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 15:30, closed)

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