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It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.

What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?

(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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after sex
I hate being with the girl.

No Really. Id rather be with me mates down the pub. It all happens in a split second.

Its even worse if your going 69, one second your in heaven and you have a pink velvet split dressing caressing your lips, the smell is the sweatest horniest smell you could sniff, the next youve got a wet floppy cock and youve got what best can be descibed as a hairy axe wound that stinks of fish, wobbling its opening not 2 cms from your nose. Eugh


The girl wants a cuddle but they turn into what can be best described as the answer to green energy as she is on FIRE!!!

but all is well after about 10- 15 minutes and it all starts over again.

of course - you dont tell them that. nooooo, that could ruin your chances for the next time, you just put up with it...
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 16:34, 7 replies)
I wonder
Why girls say men are all tossers?
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 16:53, closed)
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im sure girls probably do the same... i mean a penis is hardly the most beautiful of things - is it?
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 17:13, closed)
Actually
I think they are.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 18:25, closed)
@ Chickenlady
are you sure? I thought you'd been converted to the other team?

And surely you don't think they're attractive while flaccid. I can accept that an engorged and proud member of generous proportion may be impressive, but the normal floppy thing we (that's a communal 'we', not the royal 'we', and not to be confused with 'wee') piss from?????
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 18:46, closed)
My girlfriend
told me that she once worked with a woman who said, in a tone of utter disgust, that men's cocks were all ugly- "They look like a dead chicken."

My girlfriend informed her, "If they look like a dead chicken you're doing something wrong."

The woman turned red and shut up at that point.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 19:06, closed)
@ Greencloud
I'm glad you thought I'd converted - it shows my writing was believable.

But in all honesty - can't beat men. And I think penises are generally rather lovely to look at flaccid or engorged (rather like that word, engorged). I find them fascinating because they undergo a quite remarkable change. They feel good too ;)
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 19:20, closed)
^ I'll translate:
SHE LIKES TEH COCK.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 0:57, closed)

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