my friend
just bought me a hotel chocolat "rocky road to caramelo" easter egg. i've never seen anything like it. it is about an inch thick, covered in butterscotch and cookie pieces and stuffed full of caramel chocolates as well.

i am now hurrying home from the pub to watch "america's next top model" and attempt to nibble and suck my way through the first two inches. it doesn't get much guiltier or more pleasurable than this, frankly!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 21:52, 7 replies)

hang on, just
Read that last line again, and put it in to context with some of your earlier stories
( ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 21:56, closed)

Congrats....
To Ogwen65 (sorry, I'm a bit tipsys), for not offering to share two inches with you.

Bonus points if said poster would have been female, and indeed mentioned it.

Right, I've got Joy Division Oven Gloves.

Going round my head.

Mullered.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 22:01, closed)

Mmmmmm, sounds absolutely fucking lovely. I want one. Well actually I would like several but that would make me sick.
Oh, and *makes rude suggestion based on taking second paragraph out of context*
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 17 Mar 2008, 22:49, closed)

i want your egg.
that is all.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 23:52, closed)

I like your friend.
*wonders if she can persuade her other half to buy her one*
( Maladicta, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 13:32, closed)

i can't do
clever linkys.

but if you go to www.hotelchocolat.co.uk it is actually on the homepage.... i will still be eating this thing this time next year! it's truly awesome.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 14:34, closed)

Yum!
I have just sgoogled the egg and I will join you in drooling...shame I only have the picture to look at...if you have any left over send it my way!
( sausagesucker just paid £5.00 for a cup of Tea!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:32, closed)