Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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volumeUsing one of these syringes
tinyurl.com/356ndt
It's possible to measure the exact amount of ejaculate you produce by catching it in your hand and then drawing it into the chamber.
You can then use it next time you're waxing the dolphin to give yourself a facial if you're so inclined.
Or alternatively, give your partner a facial while they sleep.
The potential for a syringe full of warm, fresh man-lard knows no bounds. Squirt it into strangers' hair, distract them by saying "look over there!" and then emptying that syringe in their ear.
Squirt it into your soup in a posh restaurant and draw attention the small patch of cocksnot slowly sinking into your starter. I like nothing better than squirting my goo over passing cyclists. Much better than being done for exposure.
I feel the need for a website. syringefullofspunk.com
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:11,
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that is repulsiveyet strangely compelling.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 0:55,
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hahahathats gotta be the best response yet...
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