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It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.

What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?

(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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Robot Games
Sometimes I like to walk about the house and refer to objects/people in the manner of an alien robot unfamiliar with its surroundings ...

Canine-Based Lifeform
Miscellaneous Family Member

Sometime it's fun to throw in a joke one every now and again - my current favourite is refering to milk as Bovine Boob-Juice
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 7:53, 4 replies)
The winter evenings
must just fly by
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 9:25, closed)
I call milk tit sweat.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 10:24, closed)
i have
referred for many years now, to my mum and dad as:

Parental Unit 1 (Maternal) and Parental Unit 1 (Paternal).

If i had a step father for example, he would be Parental Unit 2 (paternal) etc. But I dont have one.

My brother is Sibling Unit 1 (Fraternal)

Unsurprisingly, they;re not enamoured by the whole idea.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 11:53, closed)
I do something similar, but rather that roboticize it I like to pretend that my words were designed by a bureaucratic government committe of some sort.

Please hold on one TUSS,(Time Unit- Sixty Seconds [For further details see Guideline 57-KAD {Units of Time Resolution (Second Edition 1996 [Currently Under Review])}) but I have to take another VTND (Voice Transmission [Non-Digital] NB: Updated Acronym Due on Conclusion of Committee For the Naming of Interpersonal Communications Methods - Second Quarter 2012)on the EO[POGO]TS (Electronically Operated [Privately Owned with Government Oversight]Telecommunications System) MkII Mod 0
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:36, closed)

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