Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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Eye wateringSitting down in front of the telly with the doris and plucking out hairs from my testes and sprinkling them on her. It's like buckaroo, only grimier.
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stuck fastMy scrotal hairs are anchored like teeth and plucking one out causes bleeding. However, the mainstream pubes fall out easily, I also sprinkle them on my wife.
Try sprinking them along the edge of the wash-basin, it looks like you've had a furious wank in the bathroom sink.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:28,
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