silly billy
DEAREST ONE,

I GOT YOUR CONTACT INFORMATION THROUGH THIS AND I DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU DIRECTLY,HOPING THAT BY ALMIGHTY GOD GRACE YOU WILL SUCCESSFULLY ASSIST ME OUT FROM MY SITUATION AFTER MY SEVEN GOOD DAYS PRAYERS AND FASTING OVER SEEKING FOR AN OVERSEES GUARDANCE .

I AM ANDREA DASSE , (22 YEARS OLD) THE DAUGHTER OF LATE MR AND MRS LEONARD DASSE, WHO WAS A FAMOUS POLITICIAN BASED IN ABIDJAN,THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF IVORY COAST WHO WAS ASSINATED. I AM SEEKING FOR YOUR URGENT ATTENTION TO HELP ME TRANSFER THE SUM OF (US$10,500,000.00 )TEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE OF AMERICAN DOLLARS INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT OVERSEAS FOR AN INVESTMENTS PURPOSES,SUCH AS REAL ESTATES MANAGEMENTS AND STOCK MARKERTS.

PLEASE SWEET HEART, I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 15% OF THIS MY TOTAL FUND AS YOUR COMMISSION FOR YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE TO ME. PLEASE KINDLY WRITE FOR MORE IMPORTANT DETAILS CONCERNING THIS MY MUTUAL TRANSACTION.

YOURS SWEET HEART,
ANDREA DASSE.

She must be gullible she thinks Gods good grace is going to help her get her mitts on my hard earned cash!

Edit: Apologies for caps but thats how the email was received.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:06, 4 replies)

CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS
My eyes! My beautiful eyes! Arrrgh...

*cries*

On a more serious note, how the fudge do people keep falling for those scams? Does Greed just crowbar in and TWOC the frontal lobes?

Maybe fule an' his pennies jus' waitin' to be a-parted!
(blueberrypossum wants to Jaffa your Cake, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:18, closed)

ooooh
spot the policeperson!!!
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:21, closed)

Ouch
What a horrible way to die - being 'assinated'.

Just ask Stuart Lubbock....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:49, closed)

Sniff.
She said she was MY sweet heart.
(Sir Harrington Titsmith disgraced himself on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:56, closed)