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Someone once told me that gullible wasn't in the dictionary and I went, "yeah yeah ha ha" but when they were gone that didn't stop me checking. What was YOUR most gullible moment? Zero points for buying an icon on b3ta.

(, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 18:33)
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Not nice
Upon entering Year 7 in High School, we were told that the first subject we would be covering in science would be 'sexual education'. This was met with much giggling, but after learnin what the penis did, it gave me an idea to trick my best friend's little brother (he was only a year younger than either of us, remember that), who was an absolute cunt. He once got me thrown out the house by smacking his head against my mate's wardrobe and claiming i'd done it.

Anyways, after school i went along to my friend's house, saying i was doing my homework with him. Went up to his room, told my friend my plan, and he agreed to try it.

So, we told his little brother that you could milk humans. At first he didn't believe us, and so he asked how. We told him he had to grip his willy and make pumping motions. Upon hearing this, he ran back to his room and tried it (by himself).

After a few minutes, he ran down the stairs holding a cup of a white substance. My friends and i heard the following scene from upstairs

'Look mum! I milked myself!'

'That's nice dear... YOU DID WHAT?!?!?!?'

We got a bollocking for that, but when my friend's brother entered high school, he was forever known as 'The Milkman'.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:07, 8 replies)

It's funny because it's seminal fluid.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:18, closed)
A whole cup!??!?!?!?



Makes good cheese though, doesn't it?
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:19, closed)
"Red Rocket!"
"Red Rocket!!"
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:20, closed)
2 brothers
1 cup?
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:51, closed)

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:25, closed)
I call bullshit
So this kid would have been 9 or 10 years old tops?
I don't think kids have the ability to produce semen at that age.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:59, closed)
I smell a porkie too.. he would have been 9 years old? And with the wherewithal to catch his spunk in a glass.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:40, closed)
Entering Year 7
would mean that he was 12, I believe?

Nothing far fetched about the milk-producing side of the story.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 17:32, closed)

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