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Getting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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Not a gym exactly, but sport...
Dry Ski Slope, West Midlands, about 1989. I am seven years old, and my parents have forced me out on a rainy Saturday to repeatedly snow-plough down about 100m of dirty carpet. I'm going with them to Italy a week later on only my second ski trip, and they insist on me getting some practice.

Much as I liked skiing in the mountains, this was not my idea of fun as I was soaked through and would far rather have been at home. So there I am, mind elsewhere, when I let slip one of my ski-poles.

I don't know if any of you have seen a dry ski-slope, but the surface is made of a sort of grid, like this

www.farminguk.com/images/news/4282_1.jpg

The pole fell forward, the handle went into one of the holes, the tip end flicked up in the air, and I skied straight onto it, with the handle braced in the hole providing resistance, and managed to rip open my scrotum.

My mum thought I was just moaning because I wanted to go home and made me do another 2 runs before I pulled out my salopettes to show her that my pants had turned red and the blood was running down my leg. She relented and took me to hospital, where I waited in pain for 45 minutes before a very tired and nonchalant looking Doctor stitched my ballbag closed again.

Yes, it hurt. The salt-baths I had to take for weeks afterwards hurt too. Plus the fact you don't get many opportunities to show off the fairly cool scar (the most memorable exception being the Doctor I later had a fling with, who stopped mid fellatio to commend the quality of the stitching)
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:11, 2 replies)
fellatio?
on a seven year old?

shocking!!
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:17, closed)
That
gets a click for the doctor comment alone!
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:58, closed)

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