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Getting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
( , Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
Getting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
( , Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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I have never visited a gym
Why put yourself through mundane torture while paying through the nose for it? You could run down the road and get a change of scenary as you go! Or play some sort of sport to give it a competative eliment!
However, I'm a lazy arse who can't be bothered to do any of this. Does eating count as exercise? I have to move to get food, right?
( , Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:15, 2 replies)
Why put yourself through mundane torture while paying through the nose for it? You could run down the road and get a change of scenary as you go! Or play some sort of sport to give it a competative eliment!
However, I'm a lazy arse who can't be bothered to do any of this. Does eating count as exercise? I have to move to get food, right?
( , Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:15, 2 replies)
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