GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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Running machines...... are unintentionally hilarious.
I go to the gym 2 - 3 times a week, mainly to workout but do enjoy people watching. I am the bloke in a rugby shirt plugged into my headphones in my own little world though...
Anyway, was in a gym in cambridge near where I lived at the time and watched, tears of laughter falling down my face, as a guy misjudged a treadmill, fall, and get catapulted off the back not once, not twice, but THREE times in as many minutes.
Mind you, I'm no better. I cant run in a straight line for long and once executed a perfect rugby side step. At full tilt. Didn't hurt myself, but really surprised the poor girl on the machine next to mine.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 19:36, Reply)
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