GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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Tell me about it29 and getting more and more single.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:03, closed)
A shame we're not closerIf you like dirty old American men.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:05, closed)
lolYeah, why not!
I'm afraid I'm in the UK though.
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sorry but..............has this place descended into a board for men pretending they're woman with mammoth gazongas chatting up 15 year olds with bi-foculs and a fucking back brace pretending to be sad 45+ divorcee wasters. If so keep me a warm seat you crazy bastards .......
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:17, closed)
lighten up ffs!Firstly, I am a 29 year old female. Can't speak for the other chap but he doesn't strike me as anything suspicious.
Secondly, we were having a bit of a giggle. God forbid any of us enjoy ourselves on here!
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well i just got off the phone...........and god has actually forbidden any such activity, he closed his statement with the words, and I quote " the 11th commandment is that I, God, forbids cross breed/gender flirting on the holy internet, which came hance forth from the spare copper wire and old spectrums Michael Jackson left behind when he died. So He has spake, muthers!"
And that is a quote, night night.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:37, closed)
baby sitter for hireonly looks after crips !
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Prove itI wanna see pictures!. Clearly only 29 pictures of all your birthday cakes, with ascending numbers of candles will do.
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lolI shall task my mother to trail through the family photo albums at the earliest opportunity.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:42, closed)
Elementary my dear Watson"the other chap"
The other chap, like the other man in the film apart from your boobied-boabied manshe badself.
You 0 - Jesus 1
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:43, closed)
OK.If you say so dearie.
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