GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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Laugh it up...and then you hit 40 and realise the metabolism of your youth is a sad memory and nearly killing yourself at the gym is the only alternative to giving up drinking, fine food or turning into Jabba The Hutt.
And THEN you realise the gym you've joined because it's the closest to home is gayer than a Tupperware party at Peter Allen's house.
AND THEN you relise when Mardi Gras rolls around each year you really really really should not go anywhere near the shower area unless you're keen on being buggered.
And then you'll be me.
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difficultchild, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 3:50,
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