GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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Positive ReinforcementsI used to watch Jack Lalanne's TV exercise show when I was a kid. It felt good to be emphatically told what a sorry, spineless sack of fat I was, even when I was only nine years old. Got me in the proper spirit for adulthood.
I remember the first health club I ever entered - a hushed temple to muscles. They had some kind of device that would roll along the soles of your feet that I've never seen before, or since: absolutely orgasmic! Never knew I was even sensitive down there! Certainly beats sex! A lot less work and more ennobling, somehow!
One day, I entered a raffle and won a FAT book. It tells you how many calories everything has. Nothing draws the ladies at a potluck to your side faster than knowing just how sinful you all are.
These days, I do lots of step aerobics. There is nothing better than hopping up-and-down for an hour at a time, the only guy amidst thirty beautiful women! Well, nothing better until they bring those foot rollers back into vogue....
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