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Getting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
( , Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
Getting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
( , Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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Communal pubes
I am a reasonably young woman with a rather slender figure, thanks to a gastrointestinal issue. Yes, kids, nature means I shit myself quite thin indeed.
This time last year, I got the bright idea that what I wanted extra special most of all were some giant muscles. I wanted to flex for Ross Kemp-alikes and put the fear of gangs into them. I wanted to go to the pub and lift hefty strangers as an act of awesome strength to the loving applause of passersby. As such, I joined a gym.
Now, it wasn’t the laziness or the pain or the desire to have squishy muscles that put me off all the working out, it was the shower. The communal shower.
I’m comfortable with my own mimsy, arse and breasts, but not really keen on the bendy-over woman with the giant clitoris. Or standing up after a foot scrub and twanging my face off a middle-aged woman’s tits. Or the fact that strangers’ pubes were on the walls, floor, bench – in fact, I’d leave with more pubes attached to me (and in non-pubic regions) than when I arrived. Or the time somebody curled one out into the drain. Or, or…
Men: you might think it is a soapy, sexy, titty gigglefest. I assure you, it isn’t
( , Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:42, 5 replies)
I am a reasonably young woman with a rather slender figure, thanks to a gastrointestinal issue. Yes, kids, nature means I shit myself quite thin indeed.
This time last year, I got the bright idea that what I wanted extra special most of all were some giant muscles. I wanted to flex for Ross Kemp-alikes and put the fear of gangs into them. I wanted to go to the pub and lift hefty strangers as an act of awesome strength to the loving applause of passersby. As such, I joined a gym.
Now, it wasn’t the laziness or the pain or the desire to have squishy muscles that put me off all the working out, it was the shower. The communal shower.
I’m comfortable with my own mimsy, arse and breasts, but not really keen on the bendy-over woman with the giant clitoris. Or standing up after a foot scrub and twanging my face off a middle-aged woman’s tits. Or the fact that strangers’ pubes were on the walls, floor, bench – in fact, I’d leave with more pubes attached to me (and in non-pubic regions) than when I arrived. Or the time somebody curled one out into the drain. Or, or…
Men: you might think it is a soapy, sexy, titty gigglefest. I assure you, it isn’t
( , Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:42, 5 replies)
Although
I am told some men find any/all of those things described more sexy than the idea you're debunking.
So I'm told.
( , Sat 11 Jul 2009, 7:49, closed)
I am told some men find any/all of those things described more sexy than the idea you're debunking.
So I'm told.
( , Sat 11 Jul 2009, 7:49, closed)
Pictures..
... etc.
(yes, I know it didn't happen, but I live in hope.)
Amused that the lady's sounds far worse than the gent's. Maybe you should try another gym.
*miserable, fantasy-debunked clickage*
( , Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:37, closed)
... etc.
(yes, I know it didn't happen, but I live in hope.)
Amused that the lady's sounds far worse than the gent's. Maybe you should try another gym.
*miserable, fantasy-debunked clickage*
( , Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:37, closed)
*click*
for the phrase 'a soapy, sexy, titty gigglefest'. Yeah, I'm really that mature.
( , Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:10, closed)
for the phrase 'a soapy, sexy, titty gigglefest'. Yeah, I'm really that mature.
( , Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:10, closed)
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