GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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Gym quittingId been a member of a local gym for some time, but I never went. I tried to quit; they brought out Maria, a lycra spandex covered gym…treat. So then I tried to cut them off at the source (my direct debit at the bank...). I took a friend with me for support. And somehow, we ended up with a joint checking account.
C.Bing
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 15:51, 5 replies)
joke posts based on Friends = -10 internet pointssorry
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 16:26,
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-10i thought it was a month without pay and 10 lashings?
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MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 16:56,
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same thingwhat do points mean? prizes! what do minus points mean? docked pay and corporal punishment!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 17:28,
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But Maria was mingingShe was fit (as in, she had no fat) ... but that's about it. I never understood why they didn't actually use a pretty woman for that part.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 18:37, closed)
I agree; I saw the epsiode again the other day and just thought WTF? athletic but...not attractive.
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